he shouldn't join the varsity swim team anytime soon.
fucking people and their fucking stupid bullshit trucks. i would imagine since i live light years closer to work now, i would encounter less stupidity. It stands to reason, the less you are on the road, the less you would have to dodge the in-bread moron driving the pimped out hillbilly battle-truck that slammed on his breaks because he saw a cop 4 miles away on the other side of the divided highway.
WRONG. SO FUCKING WRONG.
Cletis - with his 3 Confederate flags, sticker of Calvin pissing on 13 logos, and mysterious chunks of useless slag sliding dangerously around in the half rusted out "bed" of his "truck" - seems to have called his friends for backup. They know I've moved, and they've concentrated their forces on my morning 5 mile commute. I'd wage war, but his inbred family of reckless endangerment already owns over 50% of the weapons in the tri-state area.
*sigh* i think i have to shit again. what a day, what a day.
Fear and loathing on 96 aside, i was swept off my feet by some disheartening news today. My favorite win32 tool making duo (www.sysinternals.com) has been acquired by Microsoft. A sad day for windows developers everywhere.
*the eagle sheds a single tear*
what will become of me?
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