Habbitual Failure

Every morning i run the same gauntlet of tasks, however sometimes my brainmeats throw rotten thoughts into the equation and mess everything up.

This morning was no different.

The afore mentioned event that so gracefully (and unexpectedly) ground my morning to a unfortunate halt stems from the fact that two unlikely keys neighbor each other on my keyboard. One is the key i use to select my network settings (home or office) and the other instructs my laptop to hibernate. Considering i use both keys quite frequently, its hard to form a pattern associated with this step in my morning ritual, which is unfortunate because when it comes to little tasks like this i usually zone out completely and just do what feels natural.

I hadnt had any coffee yesterday because the weekend whiskey had burned a portal to hell in the inner lining of my stomach, and (much to my chagrin) tossing coffee (gas) in my stomach (fire) would have resulted in bad (death?!?). This being said, i was really enjoying my morning espresso. I had just locked KMFDM - Nihil into the cd player and kicked open new tabs on all my favorite web comics when i went to select my network settings.

NO! FAIL! HIBERNATE!

a deadly buzzkill that i blame entirely on the placement of my keys. And i thought my list of "things that are out to get me" was complete.

-Demo