::NED Archive::

Yeah yesterday was boring, im sorry. but today i heard some interesting things in the news.

First off, fuck you.

Isnt it a nice day outside? its only going to be nicer tomorrow. so Huzaa to that. my hands are cold right now. OH CHRIST! this morning sucked my ass. the house next to mine, for some UNGODLY reason, always has work being done on the roof. NOISY work. as soon as the weather is tolerable, they have people working on it starting at 7am. its not even cool. so im sure i will have to wake up to that for the next 5 months.

but IN THE NEWS...

Ok, so aparently a guy in Alabama REALLY wanted some toast, so, when your in bed with yer fav'rite girly in alibami, whachat do? "Bitch, get me some toast! now'n!!" yeah, well clearly it didnt fly to well with his girl, because she refused. well he wasnt going to stand for that, after all, hes that man right? so, in true red-fucking neck style, he grabs her by her hair, and puts a gun to her head. "BITCH! MAKE ME SOME TOAST". after all, a man needs his toast. she got away somehow, and go into her car and drove off. well the guy didnt let it end, he ran AFTER the car, shooting at it. yeah, way to go slick. hes facing 20 years.

another story, (and this ones insane) Kids are playing in a school, ususal stuff for little kids. You know, wad up paper and throw it at each other. all in good fun, right? well, one kid through paper and hit another in the head, for some reason the whole class thought this was funny (stupid little children) and began to laugh at him. So after school, the kid that got paper thrown at him, SHOT the other kid dead. im not making this shit up. shot him dead with a gun. his excuse was "i didnt want to be made fun of" i cant wait to see what the PTA has to say about this bullshit.

so thats my news today, i dont care to share anymore, because their ISNT anymore, now im gonna go get some coffee, so go screw.

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Today I do it right. Today I dont look back. Today I realize what is to be known. Today I understand.
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Coo-Kickn the 9th again today, could you tell? Fuck you liver chops....!

the unix guy comes in again today, i think. at least thats the plan. im never sure when hes going to be here anymore. he told me late morning yesterday, but got here around 4:45. i could honestly care less, because its none of my afair. we havent started the new DB yet, so its all his game for now. But i DID get proxy in the mail yestereve, so today i get everyone on the internet like a MAD MAN. after 2 or 8 more coffees, i'll be ready to kick virtual ass... *shakes head in pity* im sorry, im dumb.

MATT! fuckn quit being stupid and live a little! your in couple mode my friend, REALIZE NIGGA! you can have friends and a girlfriend at the same time you know. oh well, its up to you i guess, but dont get crazy or nuffin. i guess 'cause your in South Town, and all, its a trek, but fo shizzo ma nizzo, hook a brotha up!

FUCK MY ROTTING BUM! i got fabreeze the other day for my chair! (thanks megan, kiss kiss) shes the greatest. im going to make a list of 10 things why megans the greatest! she was having a shit-day yesterday and she needs some love.

now, these are in no order, and i could easily make write down a bazillion-gazillion things for this list, but im just gonna write down 10 as they pop into my head.

1. she is inventive.

2. she has the same kinda insane kinda mentality as me... kinda

3. she likes stuff! (ok, that one wasnt really good.)

4. she'll never screw you over if you have plans with her. (unlike Kim J!)

5. she comes to pick me up to go to Dennys when its really late and i wanna hang out with someone.

6. SHE MAKES ME YUMMY MUFFINS!!!

7. she has fun ideas, like Sean Connery day!

8. she knows the TRUE power of a Fazolis bread sticks! (the street will flow with the blood of the non-believers!)

9. she keeps me entertained when im in between stuff at work, on AIM.

10. You know someones a good friend when they let you take a 25 min powernap on their floor without waking you up or bugging you. (awwww)

11. her cats the bestest! (ok, so thats 11, and its not about her, but i had ta put it)

SO thats the list. im going to have to explain some of this stuff i think...

ok, so maybe i only have to explain number 10. ok, so one night after we got back from doing something or another, i layed on her floor i was SOOOO tired. And before i knew it, i was sleeping. i woke up like 25-35 min later, and she was on the couch reading a book waiting kindly for me to wake up. awwwwwwwwww. how nice of her!