well, i didnt get to write much yesterday because the Unix guy came in, and we had to do all kinds of stupid shit. today he is coming in again, and its going to waist SO much of my time. *sigh* sometimes i wish people were made out of cotton candy, so i could just eat them. but i want it to be MAGIC cotton candy, cause i dont want it to make my hands get all sticky.
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hopefully after everything gets done today, i'll be able to write a bunch. i'll find yummy things on the internet and post em, 'cause thats what i do sometimes. and mayhaps even i'll get irate towards somthing. who knows? *shrug* but i urge everyone... (hehe, urge, URGE? SHES GOT THE URGE, SHES GOT THE UUUUUUUUUUURGE TO HERBAL. SHES GONNA HERBAL IN THE SHOWER, FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR, SHES GOT THE URGE, natural botanicals...) alright... anyway...
i urge everyone to celebrate Sawn Conery day. its this sunday. I think everyone should Celebrate the life, and accomplishments of that wacky man, in all his wackiness. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO megan and i (more megan) devoted a day to him, thus begat Sawn Conery day. its an annual thing, and well, best celebrate, or nazi will come for ya. thats how WWII started you know...
Ann Frank: "Who the hell is Sawn Conery?"
Hitler: "ACK!!!"
so, all im say'n is, for your own good, at least rent a Sawn Conery movie on Sunday.
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there this women that sells vendor sausages during auctions here where i work, and they are really good. i think im gonna go get one, be right back...
MMmmm, man these are good. this is the first time i got an Italian sausage from her. tasty indeed. only problem is, they are $3 each, not cool. street vendors downtown Ann Arbor are cheaper. SHIT! its getting warmer, street vendors should be out soon! HAPPY DAY!
Megan always has the nicest things. i think her friend mike drew that, but i could be wrong, my brain is all
hopped up on vendor-ladies sausages. so megan, correct me if im wrong. your not on AIM right now, or id just ask you. but thats the way it goes, she also sent me that picture to the right of the screen. Isnt he a sexy beast? NO BODY ELSE SENDS ME COOL STUFF. MAN! *gets all huffy* i wish people would at least drop me hints, i might run out of stupid things to say one day, and then what kinda website would this be. one that i dont make a constant ass out of myself? BORING! i know I wouldnt be entertained.
CRAP! I LOST MY PENCIL! i just had a good idea for some new side bar graphics, but i cant draw them without my bloody pencil! FAAAAAAAAAACK! hmm... time to call scoob and the gang. Nevermind!! i found it. it was on top of my monitor. tee hee, didnt think to look there. OK, so im gonna sketch some new graphics real quick, i'll update more when i put my ideas on paper.
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Ok, well its on paper now. jesus, my back is totaly sore again today. I wish i could find someone that wanted to give me back massage every day for FREE. maybe this is my bodys way of telling me to get off my PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) ass and DO something. well, the summer is coming up, and WHOA NELLY i cant wait. i figure im going to buy a digital camera, and cause hyjinx. that way i can post the pictures and tell stories. ENDLESS IDEAS HERE!!! oh, by the way, any of you who havent seen this website yet, needs to look at it. www.emotioneric.com. Eric is the man. I laugh my giggle chops off every time i look at this website.
HA! well, i just got done looking at www.emotioneric.com again. hehe, i love that site. well, its almost noon, and no UNIX guy. so im wondering wtf is going on now. at 1 i have to talk to our old web guy and figure things out there, but thats not for another hour. i have nothing to do for an hour! SHIT! im thirsty, be right back, i need coffee. SON OF A WHORE! THERES NO COFFEE MADE! jim = upset. theres no time to waist, i need to get some pop... FACK! my pop supply has run dry! curs-ed luck!! well, at least i have my penguins. SHIT one of them fell on the floor, so i threw it towards the trash can, but i missed! it bounced off the wall, and into our UNIX server! well... the database hasnt crashed, so i think im ok... if i ever run out of penguins, and im desperate for caffeine, i know where one is now. i'll just think of that as my reserve bin. man, i must say, that was a good shot though. im almost proud of that. if the DB goes down anytime soon though, WASNT MY FAULT! good thing nobody at work reads this, AND IF YOU TELL YOUR DAD JOHN, YOUR GONNA GET IT!!!! *waves fist at john badeen*
alright ok, alright, ok ok, alright ok, im feel'n you. ok.
JESUS you people suck, i ask for rants, and i get shit. i gotta BUG people to write rants for me, are you stupid? do you hate me? do you hate GOD? good, now harness that energy INTO A FUCKING PENCIL!! sheesh, some people now a days. its not hard, just write about something that pisses you off. like me bugging you all the time.
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Today in the news:
HA! this ones insane...
A woman accused of hitting a homeless man with her car, driving home with him lodged in her broken windshield and ignoring his pleas as he bled to death in her garage, is not the monster being portrayed by prosecutors, her attorney says.
"HAHAHHA! you have NO idea what your getting into. its the end for you MR! i know your game, i know your face. DOES HE HAVE GLASSES? NO?!?! I GUESSED YOUR SAM!!!!! GUESS WHO YOU RAT BASTARD!!!! *SMACK* I SAID GUESS!!!! Im done with you... there is no tomorrow for you. YOUR AT THE END! and NO one will save you, not even papa smurf. he works for ME now..."
- the last immortal words of Ted Kennedy
(no really, i researched this)
you know, having a website is so great, because it makes me laugh. i laugh more at this stuff than you do, i promise. people at work think im crazy, no really, they stopped talking to me unless their computer is seriously on fire or plagued with locusts. i laugh all the time at my own silly rants, because they came from ME. heheh that last one made me laugh hard, and im sure your just making that face, you know, the one with one raised eyebrow and a look like your about to throw up soup. (cause soup doesnt really hurt when you throw it up, it comes up easy)
FUCK! i want another coke. BRB! ok, didja miss me? i have an idea. im going to make a spot on my website where people can write me e-mails from other states and i will road trip to meet them! it sounds dumb, but in my head it sounds like a great idea. and i know how im going to do it... all i need is a 8 foot piece of twine...
no but really.... im gonna do that.
thats my problem (besides the audio warfare going on in my head) i need REAL content. its
NIPPLE CHOPS! ITS 3:00!!! i need to go look at something... be right back MAN FOOLS!
you know what really pisses me off to this day. in duck hunt for the Nintendo, when you miss all the ducks, and the dog laughs at you, YA CANT POP A CAP IN FIDO!!! i think you should be able to. dog gets outta line, you splash him with your tek. its the way shit goes in the hood. *looks around* Ice T? was that you? shit, i channeled some gangsta for a sec there.
SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
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I just figured out my hours, i have to stay until 5:17 exactly to get a full 40 hour work week. Then, megan and i are off to get party decor for Sean Conery day. (in my best Conery voice) Its gonna be a blast.
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