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IN THE NEWS TODAY:

a whole lot of fuck you.

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WHATS UP EVERYONE!!!

well andy just called, and im on the phone with him right now. hes telling me that i should go to atomfilms.shockwave.com mayhaps we should all go. FIELD TRIP! so i was talking to my good friend Jon Berz last night. you know, Jon Berz, of FLEA MARKET the new hit band of the '00s. check em out on their web site. and as soon as i remember it, ill put it up. until then, TODAYS WEB PAGE THINGY IS DEDICATED TO FLEA MARKET! www.fleamarketmusic.net

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Alright people, its time to rant. i made a whole page dedicated to ranting, so i need for you ALL to write something. i dont care what about, something you really hate in life. something that bugs you on a day to day basis, making you grind your teeth to the bottom of your jaw. it could be a totally inside thing, it could be a stupid thing, it can be an embarrassing thing, i could care less. remember, its my website, so there are no rules. and its your rant, so you decided what happens with it. put it under a different name if you want. now is a good time to take out your frustrations towards someone. or send me pictures, pictures of anything you want posted. i have LOTS of hardrive space, and plenty of bandwidth and power to drive this website. lets see if we can fill it up, eh? also, if anyone has any feedback, or ideas for the website, IM me or email me. AIM screen name: Verin HoS E-mail: Fuck@neverendingdoom.com.

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maybe i should have contests or somthin. GIMMIE IDEAS YOU SACKS OF MEAT! *sigh* well at least the weather is nice today, which is more than i can say for yesterday. yesterday it was shitty as..... shit. FUCK i just decided how much i LOATH lint. how it clings to you like a stupid, fucking clingy thing. WHY DO YOU PLAGUE ME SO?!?! Its a burden from the hand of god, we sinned n shit, so we get LINT! LET MY PEOPLE GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT DEITY!!! day after day, its the same thing. this beast called LINT incessantly sticks to my linins, clings to my cottons, and yeah. Fuck my bubble you sill stink fish! WHO SAYS SKIPPY IS BETTER? YOUR WRONG SILLY NIPS! where was i, oh yes, lint. to conclude, it pisses me RIGHT the fuck off.

now, onto people. i hate people. i know what your thinking "oh, he doesnt mean me" bullshit. im talking about you in particular! yes you! the person thats reading this right now! you know who you are, you annoy me most of all, why? BECAUSE YOU EXIST. thats reason enough. but on a lighter note, my coffee tastes like jelly today, and my neck is sore. why is it my neck is always sore?

oh hey, if anyone thinks they can actually fill a god amount of web space with useless content of their own, please tell me. it cant be happy though, im sick of happy web sites, their are too many "look at my dog, Mr. Winkle, isnt he cute?!" NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOG! So if you have shit to say, post, or if you want to make a porn site, alls well n good. i'll add a new junction for you. you can do whatever you want with it,as long as it represent the filth of mankind. me like.

i think i want a fish tank full of nothing but bottom feeders, as a metaphorical kinda yummy bread stick of doom.

god, im tearing ass today like there is no end of the rainbow. but CLEARLY the rainbow has no end... AND IT NEVER WILL AS LONG AS IM AROUND!

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LEON, Kansas - It's feeding time at the zoo. Or, rather, it was feeding time for two boa constrictors at Bluestem High School that recently caused a raucous. Biology teacher Matthew Patton routinely kept his two pet boas in his classroom and often fed them in front of students so they could learn how serpents eat something larger than they are. Everything turned into chaos when school board member Davy Harkins (who also runs an animal clinic) gave Patton three puppies. The puppies were going to be euthanized, so Harkins figured it would be more productive to have Patton serve them as dinner for the boas. Students were in tears when their teacher wanted to feed the puppies to the boas, and the school was in an uproar. The school stepped in and stopped the feeding just in time. Meanwhile, Principal Dale Harper indicates that some people want the biology teacher fired. "When you have soft cuddly puppies...there are people who get real concerned," he said.

...im hungry...

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Euthanasia Vs. Youth in Asia

eu·tha·na·sia (yuth-an-asia) n, - The act or practice of ending the life of an individual suffering from a terminal illness or an incurable condition, as by lethal injection or the suspension of extraordinary medical treatment.

Youth In Asia - Internet porn fodder.

Fact: little Asian boys are featured on the internet MORE than the word "please". i think this says something about our society.

Fact: Euthanasia is good for the environment.

Fact: I REALLY like dill pickles.

Fact: It is a hate crime to "euthanasize" a little Asian boy for fun.

Fact: Hate crimes get people harder jail time

Fact: Eskimos send their elders out into the tundra when they are to old to contribute to the village. if they can do it, why cant we.

Fact: I love you.

Fact: no, more than that, i love you BUNCHES.

Fact: no matter WHAT the rumors say, i do NOT love little Asian boys.

Fact: Little Asian boys cannot do the hokie-pokie, because of gland problems.

Fact: The world IS flat.

Fact: Im done.