::NED Archive::

MOTHA FUCKN WITTY THE BEAVER HERE, kickn it OOOL skool. for the playas in the back, lemme hear ya... HOLLLA!!!!

ok look, im sick of doing everything around here, you people suck my nub like a homeless crack baby. why cant YOU rant? ehh? FUCKN RANT ALREADY! I know Travis has stuff to rant about, ive heard him do it before. FUCKN RANT TRAVIS! i wanna post peoples rants. so rant, write it down, and email it to me. FUCK@NEVERENDINGDOOM.COM.

"...And my balls cant take it." - Lewis Black

so i was beating up these homeless people today, when all of a sudden this giant MONGOOSE comes out of nowhere and asks if im busy for tea later. so say (in a flirtatious tone) "im never to busy for YOU mister mongoose". so we get together, have a few drinks, one thing leads to another, and WHAM! im swimming in gilligans Isle. i ask you this... WHAT THE FUCK, GOON? so anyway, Marian was there, so i hit her. 'cause she deserved it. me and the prof (thats what i call him cause we tight yo) are talkn it over, and we decide we should just get away from it all... GOD THIS STORY IS FUCKN STUPID. i abandon it.

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thers that damn line again. WHY?!? can anyone tell me why? why are we plagued on a day to day basis with lines. lines everytwhere, why cant we have spheres? and if we did, would they be in a .... god damn it, why am i so stupid.

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Christ, well, i ive got the b-man kickn again, his 9th. so mayhaps today will be a littler more interesting that yestereve. maybe... OR MAYBE NOT YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I DONT WORK FOR YOU, I WORK FOR NO ONE!!!! god, there's just nothing to talk about today, like yesterday....

Stalpher Frenum (2:57:41 PM): what if hemmorhoids were actually symbiotic beings that were trying to conquer the world one asshole at a time?
Verin HoS (2:59:02 PM): i would sew my asshole closed
Stalpher Frenum (2:59:24 PM): but then they'd be inside you!!!!!
Stalpher Frenum (2:59:51 PM): you'd still be a prisoner of their every dirty whim and filthy fancy!!

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i dislike verners.

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*begins to sing*

Pardon me, while i burst into fla...AHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHFF FFFFFF FUUUU UUUUUU UUUU CCCCC KKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HURTING!!! THE BURNING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHhhhhh....h.....h..h..........

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Man, today is boring, nothing to talk about, nothing to do , nobody to see. I was suposed to hang out with kim last night, but like a RUDE little girl, she never called me. she does this all the time, therefore i black list her as a friend. i feel NOBODY should like kim 'cause shes mean. PLUS.. uhmm... she hates... uhmmm.. GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! yeah, and PUPPY DOGS, and other good stuff....

now for a topic i can cling to like an aborted fetus. todays topic isssss.... GOD DAMN IT SOMEONE IM ME, OR CALL MY CELL PHONE. GIMMIE A DAMN TOPIC!!!

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Why is it people actually care about other people. they have no impact on your life unless you let them. and if you let them, it usually ends in disaster. Your just giving someone access to your soul. i feel your soul is yours, fuck everyone else, its easier that way. People suck.

Johnny C: "Whether in a suit, or in a loincloth, people are just ignorant little thorns, cutting into one another. They seem incapable of advancing beyond the violent tendencies which, at one time, were necessary for survival."

people suck, everyone puts too much faith in "team work". thats great and all, but in the end, humans are not ants. we do not inherently work together, we have to force ourselves, we have to LEARN to work together. Co-dependence is no good. evaluate your life. if you NEED someone to survive, i suggest change something. now, this may be bunk, this may be a jaded soul speaking from years of filth. so be it. i could give a damn what it is, i call it "my rules", and thats all it is. once youve become codependent on someone, you need that person. after he/she is gone, you need someone else to fill the gap. its an endless cycle of DOOM. a downward spiral into the dismal oblique of your stupid self. Someone once told me that alcoholism is caused by a gene. but its not just for alcohol, its an addiction gene. why is it when people are addicted to any physical substance, we call it a bad thing, but if someone's addicted to a person, its "love". thats all it really is, a physical/emotional addiction. think of it, define it in your head, it makes sense. Fuck, people keep IMing me and i cant concentrate on this rant. well i suppose i can end things off now before i train off into some other useless topic. Jesus, ignore everything i say i guess, it works for me, but your not me, so fuck you.

-The witty beaver

PS, i fucking hate you and your stupid stinky rotting filth you dumb man-fool.

Fucking beavers. they think they own the world, BUT IVE GOT THE KEYS, ONLY I CAN TURN THAT BUTTON. DONT MESS WITH ME, I HAVE THE WOK!!! THE WOK OF DOOM! I WILL COOK EVIL CHINESE FOOD AT YOU! shut up. give me some time, i can get over it. i can get it out from under my wing, i can understand the ways of the three toed sloth. he always knows whats best, he knows what you WISH you knew. and thats more than i can say for humanity. why does everyone think they know whats best? everyone is pinging their local host like a mad man. WTF. you wake up and think "god im cool" (ping -t 127.0.0.1) you bastard! keep it up man-fool!

one day it will all be over and the BEES with rule, and they will rule with proper authority. like in that one mario level, YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! FUCK THE WORLD AND ITS CONTENT. god i love content.

useless content is god, and i have plenty, shall we dance? yes no? why are you still reading this? i figured you would have stopped a long time ago. EAT MY EON YOU MOOSE! right, so im sick of this. so shut up.