So im sitting here, working on some computery stuff, and i get an IM from some random girl that got my IM name off of my okcupid account. I made the account as a joke because jeff kept sending me all these links to girls that i really needed to just make fun of.
Here is the short, yet fun conversation i had with this chic. she kinda jumped right into it:
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[14:20] ladychick204: so are u horny
[14:20] Quantum Hotropes: uhm. like... right now?
[14:21] ladychick204: yea
[14:21] Quantum Hotropes: no. however, i am a bit parched.
[14:21] Quantum Hotropes: im thinking mostly about another coke.
[14:21] ladychick204: oh
[14:22] ladychick204: u need sometihng to quench your thirst
[14:22] Quantum Hotropes: ya. thats what im thinkin
[14:23] ladychick204: yuor profile said u were bored and horny
[14:23] Quantum Hotropes: sometimes?
[14:24] ladychick204: i thought u ment all the time
[14:24] Quantum Hotropes: but right now im recompiling PHP to run on my linux VoIP server, so i can have an active CDR via the AGI
[14:24] ladychick204: huh
[14:25] Quantum Hotropes: YES!
[14:25] Quantum Hotropes: call data record?
[14:25] ladychick204: what is that
[14:25] ladychick204: oh
[14:25] Quantum Hotropes: asterisk gateway interface?
[14:25] Quantum Hotropes: Voice over IP?
[14:25] ladychick204: i'll let u go then
[14:25] Quantum Hotropes: no no, i dont mind
[14:25] Quantum Hotropes: its only taking up half my brain right now
[14:25] ladychick204: oh
[14:26] ladychick204: i'm in a cuddling mood
[14:26] Quantum Hotropes: do you own a large pillow?
[14:27] Quantum Hotropes: or a blender?
[14:27] ladychick204: blender
[14:27] ladychick204: what for
[14:28] Quantum Hotropes: crushing ice
[14:28] ladychick204: why u ask
[14:28] Quantum Hotropes: because its fun
[14:29] Quantum Hotropes: it makes me feel powerful
[14:29] Quantum Hotropes: like im a giant, destroying the countryside
[14:29] ladychick204: i wish i had a bf so we could cuddle
[14:29] Quantum Hotropes: blenders dont make good boyfirneds :(
[14:29] Quantum Hotropes: they cheat too much
[14:30] ladychick204: i want a bf
[14:30] Quantum Hotropes: dont date a blender!
[14:30] ladychick204: not funny
[14:30] Quantum Hotropes: i know. a blender broke my heart :(
[14:31] Quantum Hotropes: and left me for dead!
[14:31] Quantum Hotropes: so where do you live again?
[14:31] ladychick204: i really one
[14:31] ladychick204: want
[14:31] Quantum Hotropes: we all want something in love
[14:32] Quantum Hotropes: its what seperates us from the animals!
[14:32] ladychick204: not funny
[14:32] Quantum Hotropes: what is funny to you?
[14:32] Quantum Hotropes: tell me a joke plz? thx
[14:32] ladychick204: i'm not good at telling jokes
[14:32] Quantum Hotropes: nor am i:(
[14:33] Quantum Hotropes: i always end up offending someone
[14:33] Quantum Hotropes: like the stupid jews
[14:33] Quantum Hotropes: or those dirty dirty blacks
[14:33] Quantum Hotropes: wanna hear a joke?
[14:34] ladychick204: ok
[14:34] Quantum Hotropes: what did the dirty mexican say too the stupid angy black fag?
[14:35] Quantum Hotropes: "AMERICAN INDIANS ARE ALL DRUNK, AND A DRAIN ON SOCIETY!!!"
[14:35] Quantum Hotropes: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH
[14:38] ladychick204: ok
[14:48] ladychick204: u there
[14:48] Quantum Hotropes: yes. one sec though. im doing a line of coke
[14:48] ladychick204: huh
[14:48] Quantum Hotropes: cocaine
[14:48] Quantum Hotropes: nose candy?
[14:49] ladychick204: i thought u ment real coke
[14:49] ladychick204: the drink
[14:49] Quantum Hotropes: i did earlier
[14:49] Quantum Hotropes: but now ive moved up to the harder stuff
[14:49] Quantum Hotropes: the drink just wasnt doing it for me
[14:49] ladychick204: bye then
[14:49] Quantum Hotropes: no wait!
[14:49] ladychick204: why
[14:49] Quantum Hotropes: dont you like drugs?
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: they make you cool
[14:50] ladychick204: no
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: oh
[14:50] ladychick204: i've never done drugs
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: :(
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: i do them CONSTANTLY
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: IM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH DRUGS!!!!!
[14:50] ladychick204: i've never even smoked a cigeratte
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: nor have i
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: blah
[14:50] Quantum Hotropes: that shits bad for you
[14:50] ladychick204: well then i'm sure u 2 will make a happy couple
[14:51] Quantum Hotropes: who?
[14:51] ladychick204: u and your drugs
[14:51] Quantum Hotropes: silly girl. you cant "couple" with drugs
[14:51] Quantum Hotropes: girls are for sex
[14:51] Quantum Hotropes: drugs are for
[14:51] Quantum Hotropes: ... doing...
[14:51] Quantum Hotropes: HA i guess so are girls
[14:51] Quantum Hotropes: but drugs dont cook for you
[14:51] ladychick204: not funny
[14:52] Quantum Hotropes: nothing is funny to you!
[14:52] Quantum Hotropes: tell me a joke. i need a pick me up
[14:52] Quantum Hotropes: this shit is hitting me hard
[14:52] ladychick204: those drugs are messing up your head
[14:52] Quantum Hotropes: ???
[14:52] Quantum Hotropes: how so?
[14:52] ladychick204: i wouldn't want a bf who did drugs
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: :(
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: :(:(:(
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: i try so hard
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: SOOOOO VERY HARD
[14:53] ladychick204: for what
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: for everything!
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: i do this to make me cool!
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: so girls like me!
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: why else would i do it?
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: because its white????
[14:53] Quantum Hotropes: that doesnt even make sense!!!
[14:53] ladychick204: i wouldn't want a bf killing him slef to impress me
[14:54] Quantum Hotropes: thats the only way to impress the ladies
[14:54] Quantum Hotropes: i have scars EVERYWHERE
[14:54] Quantum Hotropes: hold on. i need some coke
[14:54] Quantum Hotropes: (the drink)
[14:55] ladychick204: u care more about drugs then u would a gf
[14:55] Quantum Hotropes: DONT JUDGE ME
[14:55] Quantum Hotropes: girls are the most important thing in the world
[14:55] Quantum Hotropes: thats why i have a cool car.
[14:55] Quantum Hotropes: thats why i bought the vanity plate that says "igofast"
[14:56] Quantum Hotropes: thats why i do drugs like every day
[14:56] Quantum Hotropes: and thats why i listen to shitty music!
[14:56] ladychick204: i didn't know girls were the most important thing in the world
[14:56] Quantum Hotropes: well ya?
[14:57] Quantum Hotropes: what are you, new?
[14:57] ladychick204: new what
[14:57] Quantum Hotropes: what?
[14:57] Quantum Hotropes: HOLY F UK IM BLAIND!
[14:58] Quantum Hotropes: TEH ROOMJUST WENT DARK
[14:58] Quantum Hotropes: WAIT
[14:58] ladychick204: huh
[14:58] Quantum Hotropes: oh shit, sorry. capslock
[14:58] Quantum Hotropes: im ok. DONT CALL THE COPS
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