im such a bother

To whom it may concern,

I have now received two letters in complaint to my "noise level". I overlooked the first, because of the idle threat of my lease not being renewed when in fact, I’m moving out in a month. However, I have now received a second complaint about my "banging doors, and loud music" in the early morning, and late night, when in fact, I was not even home last night. The nights that I am awake, I work on programming and stationary computer related feats. I do apologize too my "fellow tenants" if indeed my gentle typing is keeping them awake “to all hours of the morning”, but regretfully inform you, that I will not stop.

I am the least of your trouble, and am writing this letter to inform you that all of this finger point has got to stop. I have been approached many times by my downstairs neighbor about "loud music" and "yelling" when indeed, nobody but myself was home, and my music was anything but loud. (I find it disturbing to program with loud music. Try doing complex math and logic problems with loud music, you'll quickly understand why)

Your problem may have stemmed from my neighbors, who did play loud music, and stay up later than I, however, it never bothered me. It also could have possibly stemmed from the wretchedly insane neighbor I have living directly below me. Either or, the fault is clearly not mine.

Please rectify this situation in print.

James Deakins
Apartment 6-208