MS vs Linux

someone once said this to me in an irc channel, and i thought it to be funny/accurate.

basically, linux would run an airline that has a dynamic scheudle, each person gets 5' plus of space, their own home theatre system to watch any movie they wanted, a full open bar, gourmet chefs, a perfect flight record, and it would be absolutely free. The only catch is that when you go on the plane, they give you your chair, unassembled, in 3000 pieces, and you need to put it together without instructions before they take off.

of course, windows was something like, "you pay once at the ticket agent, once at the gate, once on the plane, and if you wanted peanuts or drinks, you had to pay for them too. The plane would crash before everyone completed bording, at least 3 times, which would prompt everyone to remove all luggage and supplies from it and start over. Once it was finally filled, it would explode 3-4 times on the runway before taking off, and exploding in midair.