Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Nobody does it, period.

OUTRAGED! 285^2% OUTRAGED!

Sara Lee, the beloved company that makes stuff has covered up the truth for years. My out of state correspondent, Coy, reported alarming news to me just minutes ago. It seems The sexually explicit slogan, "Nobody does it like Sara Lee" that we all fell in love with is a sham!

To my dismay, i learned the TRUE slogan is "Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee". WTF IS THAT?!?! A DOUBLE NEGATIVE IN A CORPERATE SLOGAN!?

I for one have eaten my last brambleberry pie.

http://www.saralee.com/ourcompany/faq.aspx

Quote:
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Q: What is the slogan for Sara Lee Bakery?
A: A. Nobody Doesn't Like Sara Lee!
B. Nobody Does It Like Sara Lee!
The correct answer is 'A'.
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-Demo
Seer of Foreign Threats

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