Our forefathers died so you could have a choice. If not for the "Wars against Fate" back in 2.83 million BC, they would be alive today, preaching about dinosaurs and other make believities.
Therefore, in honor of our fallen comrades from long ago, I shall form a resistance against static thinkers everywhere. I scream NAY to those who oppose us, with childlike delight. No more do we live idly by while others make decisions for us! No more do we stare into the stars, wondering what could have been. When that awkward moment of making out for the first time presents itself, we shall HAVE SEX WITH IT! I SAY, WE TAKE CONTROL AND RAMPAGE ALL OVER FATE, FOR WE ARE THE TRUE THINKERS. WE ARE THE TRUELY ALIVE!
So then, we shall compile a list of enemies against the coalition. It will appear somewhere on this page soon. This list will be interactive, for you, the people have the right to have a say! NO MORE WILL WE BE FORCED TO COMPLY WITH EGOISTISTCAL GODS TELLING US WHOS PRODUCT TO BUY!
-Demo
Protector of free food (and thought)
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