I HATE MEIJER

It all started when Golden John and i were talking about the glorious game \"Tenchu 3\". after a short converstion about how totaly wicked-sweet the game was, we decided to play it. My PS2 was broke, so i just threw down some cash and bought a new one at meijer (trip 1). then we got home, and had to locate the fabled game. we searched and searched, but to no avial. so after a good 45 min of finding everything else in my house (including my slippers, which were hiding out under my couches [one under each couch]), GJ thought it be keen if we ran back to meijer to purchase the game himself (trip 2). Once we got there, and located the game, we finished out quest by locating the checkout line and a 4pack of redbull, only to encounter a problem... we needed our ID to purcahse the game (because of the raw ninjery) which niehter of us had. The bitch behind the counter, would not only ignore the fact we were both CLEARLY over the ripe age of 18, but snagged the game out of our hands before we could even swear at her. so then, back home for our IDs to purchse the game from the nazi ryke. After the quick trip home for the overly neccicary laminated pieces of paper, we journedy back to meijer (trip 3) for the game. Once we got there, we had to endure a 20 min search and various phone calls to managers to find the game. But alas, they couldnt keep it away from us. we eventualy found and purchased the lovely game, and ran home as fast as we could to play ninja on ninja action. On the ride home, i remember jokeing about how shitty it would be if the PS2 didnt work once we got home (foreshadowing) and how it would be my typical luck.

So we hooked up the PS2, and low and behold, it didnt work. LOVELY! FUCKING AWSOME!!!! by this time we had both lost our minds in a quite downward spiral of rage. After looking the box over, i noticed the sticker on the back said \"void\" all over it, so someone obveiously took it apart. at this point we did the obveious, we jumped back in the truck and drove BACK to meijer (trip 4) to return the machine. On our arival, we talked to the same bitchy lady that snagged the game out of our hands not 2 hours ago, who promptly didnt believe a word either of us said. She took the PS2 out and examined it, and after putting up with no less than 5 meijer employes looking at the machine and accusing us of fraud, a manager scanned my id and told me \"if you try this again, your in our computer, and we\'ll catch you.\"

So heres your lesson: I HATE MEIJER. I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO KILL IT. IF ONLY THE ENTITIY OF MEIJER WAS BEING CAPIABLE OF BREATHING LIFE, SO I COULD STEAL THAT VERY BREATH IT SO CHARISES, AND HOLD IT UP IN FRONT OF ITS FACE BEFORE ITS LAST WAKING MOMENT, JUST TO SHOW HOW PISSED OFF IT MADE ME THAT NIGHT.

-Demo