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short story: by Demo
TITLE: How i fragged my T1

A young man by the name of Demo once had a grand idea. "I can take my torrents to work, and seed there on my T1 and help out all my friends!", he thought. So he loaded up his laptop with all kinds of goodies ready to boost his ratio.

"This is gonna be great! i'll just uncap my upload speed, theres no way im going to use a full T1 on just a few uploads..."

*fast forward 2 days*

"Hmm, my websites are responding slow, i wonder why?" Demo lamented. "i'll just call my ISP and complain."

*ring ring*

Mr ISP - "Friendly ISP service, how may i help you?"

Demo - "Well Mr Friendly ISP, my shits busted. whats up?"

Mr ISP - "Well Mr Demo, it seems your eatting you bandwitdh for brakefast, how does it taste?"

Demo - "AWFUL!"

Demo - "WTF d00dz?!?"

Mr ISP - "Yes, i understand your concern. But youve max0r3d uR T1!"

Demo - "no im not, im only pushing 200k/sec!"

Just then, there was a pause. the voice responded in an assuring tone. "Uhmm, ya. Do the math, a T1 is 1.5 k BITS and your pushing 200k BYTES"

Demo - "..."
Demo - "oh ya..."

*click*

*Fade too black*

So thats my story, hope you liked it as much as i am embarrased. you fat fuck.

-Demo
(im still beter than you, even if i forgot about math)