BLOATED MONKEY PUNCHING BASTARDS!!!!!!
yes, so my heart stopped multiple times the other day, so im giving up caffeine.
explain you say? SO BE IT!
ive been having these funning feelings in my chest lately. feelings that i will try and describe to you.....NOW
it feels like i get a 2 second rush of adrenaline, and all the oxygen is sucked out of my lungs at the same time. it happens really fast, and goes away right afterwards. all im left with is the uneasy feeling of "what the fuck was that?!?!"
well, as i was watching ed, edd, and eddy 2 days ago on cartoon network, i started getting those feelings again. i decided to investigate. after trying many things, i had my hand on my chest. right when it happened, i realized i couldnt feel my heart beat when it should have.
this kinda freaked me out
so, i unbuttoned my shirt, and found the best place to put my hand to feel for a heart beat. strangely enough, my heart beats around 70 bmp. and thats after i was sitting still for 45 min. it seems im a tad out of shape. regardless, i sat, motionless with my hand on my heart, waiting, until it happened again. i realized, that indeed, my heart had skipped a beat.
not cool.
i checked over and over again for the next 20 min, and realized that i was right, my heart was skipping beats. i dont know how bad this is for you, but i can only assume it isnt GOOD for you, so i decided to rule off caffeine for 2 weeks. i also started running again at night. funny, after a 100 foot sprint, im out of breath, and my heart rate is like 145 bmp. GOD I SUCK. but its ok, because i have a healing factor that rivals wolverine. so i should be "in shape" again in about 4 weeks.
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