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"*thwack* DAMN IT JIM! STOP THROWING KNIVES AT MY DOOR!!!"

I can be nice sometimes, so from this point forward, i'll use a different color for my font. its just one step closer to the new website. Today matt and i are embarking on a journey to Ann Arbor, home of the...ehhh... socially eccentric? well, anyway. the reason for such a grand trip is simple: we need more throwing weapons.

in order for this to make some sense, i will take you back 2 weeks...

We got this clever little itemized list of things in the apartment when we moved in containing the knowledge of how much it would cost to replace doors and such, almost inviting us to break things. To jump directly to the point, matt and i were bored one day, and felt destructive. it was right after we ate some KFC. now, we're still not sure if it was the bird or the boredom, but the list popped into our heads. if i recall, it went something like this:

Matt: "FIFTEEN BUCKS FOR A DOOR???"
*matt trots down to his room*
Jim: (still looking at the list) "yeah man, these prices are crazy, lets break us some shiii.... WHOA!!!!"
*Jim ducks out of way, barely missing the sword that has now impaled his door*
Jim: "bastard!"

Basically, without recreating the battle, i'll sum up the outcome. Neither door serves their intended purpose, and currently we still, each, have 2 swords stuck in our door.

now, fast forward to present day. Matt and i venture out to "Kims martial arts" to pick up some more throwing weapons, because throwing weapons are fun. Our doors (being held together by pictures cut out of EGM) can no longer withstand direct fire, so we're thinking about prolonging the trip, to make a quick side-trek to "home depot" where we will pick up a few more doors to keep in our room... you know, for throwing stuff at.

-Demo